Wednesday, September 28, 2005

UFO Airstrip

But before I get to that .... Noddy's foot keeps getting better and better and at this rate, she'll be fine within two to three weeks. I don't believe in knocking on wood and/or crossing my fingers. Knocking on wood has not proven to have bone-healing effects. Crossing of fingers may actually cause unwanted deformations....

Okay, now onto the main title of this post. So there's this mayor who decided that his town really lacked an airstrip for UFO's to land. This is happening in Puerto Rico, where the government is asking employees to shorten their work weeks because of an obscenely high budget deficit.

This freak-show mayor insists that this is for tourism and is one of the few who claim to have seen "flashing red lights". Maybe he was too drunk and came across a traffic intersection, saw flashing red lights and decided that it was un-earthly.

BTW, this extra terrestrial landing strip is being built by a guy who claims to have talked to ET's family since he was a kid. he's known them this long ...and he still wants to live on earth???????? That just blows my mind. He also must not be very good friends with them because they've never taken him to see their home. They just leave him on this planet. They know what a bad idea it is to take a human to some uninhabited land. We'll kill the folks on their planet (or star), claim it as our territory and let the remaining minorities setup casinos on land they used to OWN. Here's the kicker - he's a school teacher. So he's possibly educating the young ones about how completely sane this concept is.

Would it be funny to go there in an alien costume? Or would you get worshipped and loaded with lots of money cos they'll think it's a real alien? I don't know..but it sure would be a great thing to try as long as you have a getaway spaceship ready in case they discover who you really are!

Oh by the way, the article is here


Anonymous Naughtomaton said...

Aliens are blond, so wear a wig.

For more information, please read Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins, you won't regret it.

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Blogger BloggingSheHobbit said...

Hoooboy. I wonder how much longer the school where he teaches will allow him to stay.

Glad to hear Noddy's foot is better. BTW I hope she doesn't take offense, but I laughed hysterically at the cart riding in the store. I prob would have had the same problem.

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess there's a reason aliens are considered to have 'higher' intelligence - this article proves it!


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Blogger My mother says said...

Ufo? yup, I agree.. check

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